Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
This is my only criteria.
500,000 notes and i’ll get this tattooed on my ass
please fucking reblog this
one little typo can change the whole imagery of a fanfic
If you’re talking about Frank Zhang this sentence is perfectly normal
ppl who randomly message u on the tumble are the best kind of ppl even if they’re just bein all like ‘hello!’ because its like omg hi hello person wow someones talking to me this is the best day ever
i get like 10 hellos a day because of this post
No one ever messages me. 😒
I got seven hellos & hi’s the last time i reblogged this
What scientists say in research papers vs. What they actually mean (via io9).
I shouldn’t be laughing this hard.
Yes. This is good.
Omg it’s like my college career staring right at me.
My thesis, ladies and gents.
My research paper will probably encompass all these terms.
I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’
bit of a tosser really
500% DONE WITH THIS FANDOM
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!